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A young man called his mother and announced
excitedly that he had just met the woman of his
Now what should he do?
His mother had an idea:
"Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card
invite her to your place for a home-cooked meal?"
He thought this was a great strategy and
arranged a date for a week later.
His mother called the day after the big date to
see how things had gone.
"The evening was a disaster," he moaned.
"Why, didn't she come over?" asked his mother.
"Oh, she came over, but
.......... she refused to cook...."
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport
employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage
without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was
without my knowledge, how would I know?" She smiled
knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."