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How do these people survive?
ONE
Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you
could have
an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half
dozen
nuggets.
"We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager
at the counter.
"You don't?" I replied.
"We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.
So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"
"That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six
McNuggets.
TWO
I was checking out at the local Foodland with just a few items
and the
lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine.
picked up one of those "Dividers" that they keep by the
cash register and
placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed.
After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the
"Divider"
looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it.
Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how
much this is?"
I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy
that today."
She said "OK" and I paid her for the things and left.
She had no clue to what had just happened.
THREE
A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy
drive and
pulling it out very quickly. When inquired as to what she was
doing, she
said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a
credit
card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."
FOUR
I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car.
"Do you
need some help?" I asked.
She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to
this remote door
unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they
(pointing to a
distant convenient store) would have a battery to fit this?"
"Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?" I asked.
"No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it
and the car keys
to me.
As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied,
"Why don't
you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long
walk."
FIVE
Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One
day she
was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost
out of typing
paper.
What do I do?"
"Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told
her. With that, the
intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on
the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank"
copies.
SIX
I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home
was towed
into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of
repair and
the whole thing generally looked like an extra in
"Twister."
I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver
had set
the "cruise control" and then went in the back to make
a sandwich.
.......Submitted by Writer Ray
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My new neighbour called the local township administrative office
to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The
reason: cars were hitting too many deer and she didn't want them
to cross there anymore.