The Proud Parents

There was a middle-aged couple who had two
stunningly beautiful teen-aged daughters

They decided to try one last time for the son
they always wanted.

After months of trying, the wife became pregnant
and sure enough, nine months later delivered a
healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see
his new son.

He took one look and was horrified to see the
ugliest child he had ever seen.

He went to his wife and said that there was no
way that he could be the father of that child.

"Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered."

Then he gave her a stern look and asked,

"Have you been fooling around on me?"

The wife just smiled sweetly and said,

.......... "Not this time."

Winning Strategy?......

A young man called his mother and announced
excitedly that he had just met the woman of his
dreams.

Now what should he do?

His mother had an idea:
"Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card
invite her to your place for a home-cooked meal?"

He thought this was a great strategy and
arranged a date for a week later.

His mother called the day after the big date to
see how things had gone.

"The evening was a disaster," he moaned.

"Why, didn't she come over?" asked his mother.

"Oh, she came over, but
.......... she refused to cook...."